Turtle injuries, so the snail to buy medicine, two hours later, the snail has not come back, the turtle scolded: ,
if you mouth itch, it means I want to kiss you,
if your whole body itch, and you do not want to scare, and the bath! ! ! Ha ha ha! ! !
3. One day, the triad boss to ask you: 1 plus 1 equal to a few? Hesitated for a long time you're wondering, said: equal to 2. Boss pulled out a gun, bang bang your dead, the boss blowing smoke gun mouth said: You know too much ~
4. A bitch toward you, biting a piece from your feet swallow the meat quickly, you room to move about to kick it, the dog tears, said: rub to chicken, the owner was furious and said: How do you dare to bird roast chicken, I dare you how. Results puppy licking chicken ass. Master faint. Dog Lock Road: sample, see who ruthless!
6. cat, the fox because of the life force to open the salon in the POP Counter, day, cat, rat pack to the salon name to the night, cats are unwilling to do, the mouse was furious and said: I did catch a very tough battle to recover, and now send site also CUTIE!
5. high school examination, the teacher made the test paper, took a more behind the girls, shouting, guy next to me said it was Life is a dream, time, such as flow, you know, a big crowd, others to me, Who the hell is a just, but you're different, you two!
7. Do not studying a; too difficult! Tofu it! Tofu most insurance;
hard to do is tofu!
do is dilute the tofu brain!
to do is thin tofu skin!
do no more is the milk!
if not sell, put smelly friends, but also when the stinky tofu!
8. I love you The result is (520 +1314) * 10 = 18340
that. taking classes! Please bring proof of mental illness, take bus number 514 to die stupid fool way street and get off when you stand in front of the school enrollment giggle!
2. If anyone bully you, tell you sister, I put his labeled limb movement, QiQiao labeled Unicom, face labeled color, the nose straight labeled, the head labeled vibration, front teeth labeled flip ...
3. I would like this information to remind Dear students, the University is to test your friends!
Metersbonwe: not linked to unusual subjects!
; special steps: hanging branches! deathly feeling
nike: just hang it!
Semir: test what, hang nothing!
Melatonin: This year the festival is not hanging branches, hanging branches just hanging Courses
Huiren Shenbao: he hung up and I hang! ;
Li Ning: hanging branches, anything is possible!
Want: Do you hang, I hang up, we hung ! hang hang!
Houdy: we hang, is really hanging!
white with black: the day hanging a subject, not sleepy; linked to a subject at night, sleep well
of calcium in calcium: It is now hanging Branch ah, its high gold content, a subject linked to the top of the past five subjects and convenient! see my breath hanging five subjects, not strenuous, waist is not sour, not leg pain, but also strong and jumped out!
4. I heard a meteor across the sky during the day wishing special spirit. That day I wish a star, I hope you become wiser. I rely on! you guessed how? the meteor actually the original way to fly back!
5. Warring States period, you command all handsome, wearing a lid, wearing sacks, plastic bags tied around his waist, holding the lid, foot two cabbage ... shouted: Break! Bad! ! !
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